Tuesday 31 January 2012

Recruitment

A short recruitment video I made for my new project....


Filmed by: Christopher Evans

More details to follow...

Saturday 21 January 2012

Airport Conversations

Here is an image from my recent one-on-one performance Cam4 at Live Art Speed Date in Stoke Newington International Airport.


(image: Sara Lehn)

The performance itself was via Skype. I spoke to each audience member using a microphone and they were asked to type their reply, below is an unedited transcript of these replies. I told each person that they ‘had’ me for 5 mins and that I would do whatever they asked of me.

This was the response:
[12/17/2011 8:34:33 PM] *** Call to katy ***
[12/17/2011 9:04:26 PM] katy: can u hear me
[12/17/2011 9:04:55 PM] katy: piease put on the headphones
[12/17/2011 9:05:30 PM] Watch me: SORRY
[12/17/2011 9:05:33 PM] Watch me: YOPU GOT IT WOPRKLINGH
[12/17/2011 9:05:37 PM] Watch me: WHY CANT YOU HESR ME
[12/17/2011 9:05:43 PM] Watch me: REASLLY HARD TO TYPE HERE
[12/17/2011 9:06:18 PM] Watch me: THIS IS HARRDER BEACSUE IO KNOW YOU
[12/17/2011 9:06:20 PM] Watch me: A BIT
[12/17/2011 9:06:24 PM] Watch me: GO ON
[12/17/2011 9:06:28 PM] Watch me: WISH YOU WERE A BOY
[12/17/2011 9:06:33 PM] Watch me: OFTEN USED?
[12/17/2011 9:06:38 PM] Watch me: ARE YOU IN GREGS ROOM
[12/17/2011 9:06:50 PM] Watch me: WONDERFUL
[12/17/2011 9:06:55 PM] Watch me: NOT REASLLY
[12/17/2011 9:07:03 PM] Watch me: CVAN YOU PYUT IT IN
[12/17/2011 9:07:16 PM] Watch me: NMOPTY ONTGO HSANF CUFFS
[12/17/2011 9:07:25 PM] Watch me: PUT IT ON
[12/17/2011 9:07:29 PM] Watch me: TURN IT ON
[12/17/2011 9:07:31 PM] Watch me: THE DILDO
[12/17/2011 9:07:37 PM] Watch me: BATTERY
[12/17/2011 9:07:53 PM] Watch me: YESS
[12/17/2011 9:07:55 PM] Watch me: LITTEL
[12/17/2011 9:08:04 PM] Watch me: OH GOD
[12/17/2011 9:08:18 PM] Watch me: WHICH SITES DO YOU USE
[12/17/2011 9:08:38 PM] Watch me: DO YOU EARM MOPNEY
[12/17/2011 9:08:45 PM] Watch me: IS IT GOOD
[12/17/2011 9:08:46 PM] Watch me: ?
[12/17/2011 9:08:50 PM] Watch me: MONEY
[12/17/2011 9:09:09 PM] Watch me: THASNKS ;OZ
[12/17/2011 9:09:12 PM] Watch me: WELL DON
[12/17/2011 9:09:12 PM] Watch me: E
[12/17/2011 9:09:14 PM] Watch me: XXX
[12/17/2011 9:09:20 PM] Watch me: yess
[12/17/2011 9:09:22 PM] Watch me: sorry
[12/17/2011 9:09:27 PM] Watch me: very difficult keyvboard]
[12/17/2011 9:13:10 PM] Watch me: Lois
[12/17/2011 9:13:17 PM] Watch me: hello
[12/17/2011 9:13:21 PM] Watch me: essex
[12/17/2011 9:13:31 PM] Watch me: i've moved
[12/17/2011 9:13:41 PM] Watch me: nothing against essex tho
[12/17/2011 9:14:25 PM] Watch me: so i can ask you anything?
[12/17/2011 9:14:33 PM] Watch me: can you tell me a story
[12/17/2011 9:14:35 PM] Watch me: please
[12/17/2011 9:15:58 PM] Watch me: wooops
[12/17/2011 9:16:22 PM] Watch me: it's not a very happy story
[12/17/2011 9:16:29 PM] Watch me: that's ok
[12/17/2011 9:16:33 PM] Watch me: thank you for telling it anyway
[12/17/2011 9:16:38 PM] Watch me: good#
[12/17/2011 9:16:41 PM] Watch me: and no more parties
[12/17/2011 9:16:51 PM] Watch me: i think i have to go now
[12/17/2011 9:16:56 PM] Watch me: thank you very much!!
[12/17/2011 9:17:12 PM] Watch me: that's a shame but the night is still young so maybe the next person
[12/17/2011 9:17:19 PM] Watch me: byeeeeeee
[12/17/2011 9:20:05 PM] Watch me: i was once was i was 15. with a groupof friewnds. a bit odd. you could say that. yes. i'm typing
[12/17/2011 9:20:13 PM] Watch me: ok.
[12/17/2011 9:20:19 PM] Watch me: good
[12/17/2011 9:20:34 PM] Watch me: okay
[12/17/2011 9:20:51 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 9:21:12 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 9:21:33 PM] Watch me: yikes!
[12/17/2011 9:21:53 PM] Watch me: i hope they were rechargable batteries
[12/17/2011 9:22:01 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 9:22:44 PM] Watch me: how did you get it out??
[12/17/2011 9:22:55 PM] Watch me: awesome.
[12/17/2011 9:23:34 PM] Watch me: okay
[12/17/2011 9:23:58 PM] Watch me: the cheques in the post
[12/17/2011 9:24:10 PM] Watch me: i can't type fast enough for this
[12/17/2011 9:24:21 PM] Watch me: before i go - how has your night been?
[12/17/2011 9:24:35 PM] Watch me: i can imagine.
[12/17/2011 9:24:52 PM] Watch me: only seen one person so far - someone from look right look left aparently
[12/17/2011 9:24:56 PM] Watch me: he was good.
[12/17/2011 9:24:59 PM] Watch me: i better go
[12/17/2011 9:25:03 PM] Watch me: love you hun
[12/17/2011 9:25:03 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:03 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:04 PM] Watch me: x
[12/17/2011 9:25:05 PM] Watch me: xx
[12/17/2011 9:26:24 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 9:26:28 PM] Watch me: emmanuel
[12/17/2011 9:26:33 PM] Watch me: hi!
[12/17/2011 9:26:38 PM] Watch me: greece
[12/17/2011 9:26:44 PM] Watch me: nice!
[12/17/2011 9:26:55 PM] Watch me: nope,first time
[12/17/2011 9:27:05 PM] Watch me: cool
[12/17/2011 9:27:21 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 9:27:37 PM] Watch me: ok,can you hel[p me a bit? like give me an example
[12/17/2011 9:27:47 PM] Watch me: yeap why not
[12/17/2011 9:28:03 PM] Watch me: ok...
[12/17/2011 9:28:19 PM] Watch me: yes I can see these....
[12/17/2011 9:28:27 PM] Watch me: can you turn the vibrator on?
[12/17/2011 9:28:30 PM] Watch me: ahhh
[12/17/2011 9:28:40 PM] Watch me: yes!
[12/17/2011 9:29:07 PM] Watch me: that sounds weird...
[12/17/2011 9:29:36 PM] Watch me: a bit
[12/17/2011 9:29:39 PM] Watch me: wow
[12/17/2011 9:29:54 PM] Watch me: no go on it it's ok
[12/17/2011 9:30:15 PM] Watch me: yeas plesase
[12/17/2011 9:30:33 PM] Watch me: over!
[12/17/2011 9:30:37 PM] Watch me: ok thx for this
[12/17/2011 9:30:43 PM] Watch me: bye
[12/17/2011 9:42:45 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 9:42:47 PM] Watch me: got it
[12/17/2011 9:42:49 PM] Watch me: dennis
[12/17/2011 9:43:05 PM] Watch me: london
[12/17/2011 9:43:14 PM] Watch me: no way
[12/17/2011 9:43:16 PM] Watch me: where you from
[12/17/2011 9:43:18 PM] Watch me: ?
[12/17/2011 9:43:24 PM] Watch me: on a what?
[12/17/2011 9:43:28 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 9:43:36 PM] Watch me: did chat roulette once
[12/17/2011 9:44:13 PM] Watch me: ok it's just chat then?
[12/17/2011 9:44:28 PM] Watch me: go on then
[12/17/2011 9:45:15 PM] Watch me: do you enjoy doing this?
[12/17/2011 9:45:29 PM] Watch me: disenjoy is a good word
[12/17/2011 9:45:52 PM] Watch me: do you ever get real weirdos?
[12/17/2011 9:46:18 PM] Watch me: that's horrendous
[12/17/2011 9:46:31 PM] Watch me: my friend works on a raope crisis libne and they get freaky calls too
[12/17/2011 9:46:35 PM] Watch me: men are fucked up
[12/17/2011 9:46:54 PM] Watch me: got to go, yeah
[12/17/2011 9:46:58 PM] Watch me: nice meeting you
[12/17/2011 9:47:02 PM] Watch me: pleasure
[12/17/2011 9:47:03 PM] Watch me: cheers
[12/17/2011 9:59:58 PM] Watch me: i csn hearuou
[12/17/2011 10:00:02 PM] Watch me: my name is britt
[12/17/2011 10:00:10 PM] Watch me: germany
[12/17/2011 10:00:22 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:01:00 PM] Watch me: where are you?
[12/17/2011 10:01:15 PM] Watch me: is this where you usuallysleep|?
[12/17/2011 10:01:30 PM] Watch me: do you feel comfortable half naked?
[12/17/2011 10:02:06 PM] Watch me: what do you usually ;do;
[12/17/2011 10:03:30 PM] Watch me: which one do you like best?
[12/17/2011 10:03:45 PM] Watch me: thank you
[12/17/2011 10:07:14 PM] Watch me: I see
[12/17/2011 10:07:19 PM] Watch me: I'm good
[12/17/2011 10:07:27 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:07:50 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:08:12 PM] Watch me: what's your middle name?
[12/17/2011 10:08:20 PM] Watch me: what?
[12/17/2011 10:08:31 PM] Watch me: Nicde
[12/17/2011 10:08:50 PM] Watch me: Put your hair up
[12/17/2011 10:09:11 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:09:16 PM] Watch me: dont worry
[12/17/2011 10:09:34 PM] Watch me: what have people made you do?
[12/17/2011 10:09:48 PM] Watch me: nice
[12/17/2011 10:09:55 PM] Watch me: what a bitch
[12/17/2011 10:10:13 PM] Watch me: |I think you got the better deal
[12/17/2011 10:10:31 PM] Watch me: how many have you got
[12/17/2011 10:10:44 PM] Watch me: which is the best
[12/17/2011 10:11:19 PM] Watch me: why is iy different with the web cam
[12/17/2011 10:11:31 PM] Watch me: with the dildos
[12/17/2011 10:11:39 PM] Watch me: nice
[12/17/2011 10:11:49 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:11:56 PM] Watch me: buy you a drink
[12/17/2011 10:12:12 PM] Watch me: i think I have top go
[12/17/2011 10:14:47 PM] Watch me: daniela
[12/17/2011 10:15:00 PM] Watch me: just up the road
[12/17/2011 10:15:13 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:15:49 PM] Watch me: when did you leave glasgow
[12/17/2011 10:15:51 PM] Watch me: ?
[12/17/2011 10:16:11 PM] Watch me: what did you study?
[12/17/2011 10:16:20 PM] Watch me: interesting combination
[12/17/2011 10:16:46 PM] Watch me: everyone seemed young
[12/17/2011 10:16:56 PM] Watch me: that's hard
[12/17/2011 10:17:11 PM] Watch me: really?
[12/17/2011 10:17:31 PM] Watch me: great!
[12/17/2011 10:17:54 PM] Watch me: ah
[12/17/2011 10:18:21 PM] Watch me: That's a relief that you're okay for money!
[12/17/2011 10:18:27 PM] Watch me: Where are you for Christmas?
[12/17/2011 10:18:35 PM] Watch me: Loively!
[12/17/2011 10:18:41 PM] Watch me: With my parents
[12/17/2011 10:18:49 PM] Watch me: And my little brother
[12/17/2011 10:18:53 PM] Watch me: Yes
[12/17/2011 10:19:00 PM] Watch me: Just outside CAmbirdge
[12/17/2011 10:19:11 PM] Watch me: It'll be fun. I'm cooking goose
[12/17/2011 10:19:22 PM] Watch me: Goose is tasty
[12/17/2011 10:19:33 PM] Watch me: Sor!
[12/17/2011 10:19:36 PM] Watch me: Bye!
[12/17/2011 10:22:51 PM] Watch me: hello
[12/17/2011 10:22:57 PM] Watch me: jack
[12/17/2011 10:23:04 PM] Watch me: london
[12/17/2011 10:23:14 PM] Watch me: is that a surprise?
[12/17/2011 10:23:21 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:23:54 PM] Watch me: can i ask stuff\/
[12/17/2011 10:23:59 PM] Watch me: or tell you stuff to do\/
[12/17/2011 10:24:06 PM] Watch me: take your bras off
[12/17/2011 10:24:18 PM] Watch me: where are you\/
[12/17/2011 10:24:28 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 10:24:45 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:25:14 PM] Watch me: yes
[12/17/2011 10:25:27 PM] Watch me: which is your favoroute\\\\\\/
[12/17/2011 10:25:39 PM] Watch me: both
[12/17/2011 10:25:44 PM] Watch me: theres a difference\/
[12/17/2011 10:26:27 PM] Watch me: what's your tattoo\/
[12/17/2011 10:26:36 PM] Watch me: two women\/
[12/17/2011 10:26:53 PM] Watch me: skull\///
[12/17/2011 10:27:20 PM] Watch me: the whistle has gone
[12/17/2011 10:27:24 PM] Watch me: well thank you
[12/17/2011 10:27:27 PM] Watch me: i had lots of questions
[12/17/2011 10:27:32 PM] Watch me: cheers
[12/17/2011 10:31:18 PM] Watch me: chi
[12/17/2011 10:31:35 PM] Watch me: ehre are you?
[12/17/2011 10:31:46 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:32:31 PM] Watch me: what are you good at?
[12/17/2011 10:33:43 PM] Watch me: do you like talking to people in your underwear?
[12/17/2011 10:34:34 PM] Watch me: i guess you dont get lots of ladies ?
[12/17/2011 10:39:04 PM] Watch me: hi
[12/17/2011 10:39:11 PM] Watch me: I'm andy
[12/17/2011 10:39:16 PM] Watch me: hiys ksty
[12/17/2011 10:39:30 PM] Watch me: \i'm froom \yorkshire
[12/17/2011 10:39:34 PM] Watch me: yep
[12/17/2011 10:39:44 PM] Watch me: \I know st andrewas
[12/17/2011 10:39:57 PM] Watch me: nope
[12/17/2011 10:40:05 PM] Watch me: i trust you
[12/17/2011 10:40:25 PM] Watch me: cool
[12/17/2011 10:40:40 PM] Watch me: have you done this lots before
[12/17/2011 10:40:50 PM] Watch me: as a performance
[12/17/2011 10:40:57 PM] Watch me: will you do it again
[12/17/2011 10:41:16 PM] Watch me: how did you get into it two years ago?
[12/17/2011 10:41:39 PM] Watch me: is it always online you do it?
[12/17/2011 10:41:56 PM] Watch me: cool. you don't meet people?
[12/17/2011 10:42:06 PM] Watch me: ha ha
[12/17/2011 10:42:10 PM] Watch me: that's nice
[12/17/2011 10:42:19 PM] Watch me: realy?
[12/17/2011 10:45:25 PM] Watch me: i'm off now. speak tomorrow? little christmas?
[12/17/2011 10:45:44 PM] Watch me: anytime from 2 to 11ish
[12/17/2011 10:46:36 PM] Watch me: erica
[12/17/2011 10:46:47 PM] Watch me: london and athens
[12/17/2011 10:47:02 PM] Watch me: no
[12/17/2011 10:47:35 PM] Watch me: where are you
[12/17/2011 10:47:43 PM] Watch me: not here
[12/17/2011 10:48:12 PM] Watch me: dolikespeakingto
[12/17/2011 10:48:16 PM] Watch me: sorry
[12/17/2011 10:48:20 PM] Watch me: crap typing
[12/17/2011 10:48:28 PM] Watch me: who do u like
[12/17/2011 10:48:40 PM] Watch me: speaking to
[12/17/2011 10:49:19 PM] Watch me: pervy?
[12/17/2011 10:49:49 PM] Watch me: is this your job?
[12/17/2011 10:50:37 PM] Watch me: something came upon screen
[12/17/2011 10:54:06 PM] Watch me: heyeah
[12/17/2011 10:54:18 PM] Watch me: how are you?
[12/17/2011 10:54:22 PM] Watch me: I'm harris
[12/17/2011 10:54:25 PM] Watch me: I'mok
[12/17/2011 10:54:31 PM] Watch me: yeah
[12/17/2011 10:54:58 PM] Watch me: not really
[12/17/2011 10:55:27 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:55:40 PM] Watch me: how did you enduu doing this tonight?
[12/17/2011 10:55:59 PM] Watch me: ok
[12/17/2011 10:56:21 PM] Watch me: who found you for this?
[12/17/2011 10:56:35 PM] Watch me: how did you end up on the show?
[12/17/2011 10:57:16 PM] Watch me: must be knackered
[12/17/2011 10:57:38 PM] Watch me: aww, you are the best booth
[12/17/2011 10:57:44 PM] Watch me: 2 thumbs up!
[12/17/2011 10:57:51 PM] Watch me: yeah
[12/17/2011 10:57:53 PM] Watch me: nice people
[12/17/2011 10:58:03 PM] Watch me: you should come next time
[12/17/2011 10:58:24 PM] Watch me: ok cool i'm going to get s drink now
[12/17/2011 10:58:32 PM] Watch me: but it was great to see you
[12/17/2011 10:58:44 PM] Watch me: i usually have cyber sex with men so this was different
[12/17/2011 10:58:47 PM] Watch me: bye!!!!
[12/17/2011 10:59:12 PM] *** Call ended, duration 2:24:38 ***